The
Best and Greatest Sign Waving Sign Spinner Outdoor Machines is the exact
seductress to increase your sales and profits. The SignTastic Sign Waving Machine promptly
turned into the treasure map for local companies across North America.
please contact the factory,
The
psychologists can explain the great titillation that is caused by a sign waving
sign spinning sign swinging machine for the libido of shoppers around the
country. The libido of shoppers is sex
and motion or maybe the motion of sex and danger. What the experts do agree, is that motion is a triggering event for every human being on earth.
If you want to be more daring and grow your business with sign waving advertising and marketing it's not about the business signs in your life it's about the life of motion in your business sign.
The
Scientists, Psychologists, Designers and Machinists of the SignTastic Machine
Company Mechanicsburg PA USA was rumored to have the greatest sign waving sign spinner sign swinging
outdoor advertising machine in history as they winked at the Shark Tank T.V.
show. The Modern, Mobile and Modular manufacturing of the SignTastic Sign Waving Machine is the general purpose sign waving machine you want for business.
"Goodness
has nothing to do with sales!" the
Hollywood guy told the marketing team for SignTastic Machines. "Goodness has nothing to do with
companies making a profit but it has everything to do with people." "This is a great machine!" He was convinced that people would just love the machine and all the benefits of a sign spinner without a human directional spinner.
The
bar owners, coffee shops, sub sandwich shops and the others expected new customers and they wanted their profits to
shoot up like fireworks. The sign waving
machines on the market before the SignTastic Machine were not masterful enough
to become the high ranking star of the business. The other machines were contraptions while the SignTastic machine was a well engineered and manufactured machine.
The
group was stunned when the SignTastic Sign Waving machine was turned on and
they all smiled. The lady stood next to
the machine playing the part of a mannequin as the sign waved the business sign
message.
The sign waving machine gave
its flirtatious twitch and everybody smiled.
The SignTastic sign waving sign spinner sign swinging machine was going
to be a box-office smash all across America.
Sign Waving Sign Spinners Sign Swinging Machines, Outdoor Indoor Advertising Signs, The
SignTastic Sign Waving Machine would have its first street showing in New York
City and then Las Vegas Nevada and the waving of the sign would be a big
winner. The waving and cavorting sign
made you look and the imaginations of men and women of the SignTastic Marketing
Team and their statisticians laughingly admired the curved lines of the
machine.
The
SignTastic sign waving machine was surely the loveliest machine on the market
today.
The
sign waving machine was designed to work in all types of weather, hot or cold,
cleared for snow and ready to go. All
the tests went smoothly and the invitations were sent out to major franchisors
on the East coast.
Going
public was a really big deal for SignTastic sign waving sign spinner sign
swinging machines but now it was ready to fill up all the front row seats at
the presentation. SignTastic Machines
was a for sure Blue-Chip Machine and was the best built and best engineered
machine on the planet.
Laid
end to end the benefits of the SignTastic Machine simply beat out other
machines regarding, attraction, message retention, safety of operations, machine
quality, warranty, portability, modular constructions and overall selling price
and it was made in America.
The
New York Times prodded by the SignTastic Machines marketing department wanted pictures
of the machine but the company didn't want to corrupt the national release so
they held back.
Among
all the flash lights of cameras and the cheering sidewalk spectators the
SignTastic Sign Waving Machine would be set up in from of the Night Court
Bar.
The
bar wasn't crammed and jammed so SignTastic set up the sign waving machine and
flipped the switch. Like a bunch of
prisoners walking the long green mile people were everywhere but their heads
were down checking their cell phones and texting. It was no wonder the Night Court Bar was
almost empty and their sales and profits were also looking down.
Like
a long luscious finger the SignTastic Machine wrapped around these street
walkers by waving the Night Court sign.
The wiggle waving of the sign made people look, nature demanded it,
anything that moves will attract attention and then murmured opinions started
flowing.
Some
crackled at the wiggling sign but they all noticed it and some of them stopped
and stared. Just as if the SignTastic
machine was glistening with diamonds people started looking, smiling and
talking about the joy of a wiggling sign.
The
sign message "Enjoy Sex Inside" drew a lot of attention and admirers
started to filter inside the Night Court Bar. The people standing on street corners started
moving toward the sign to take a look and those curbstone Romeos really enjoyed
the sign.
The
newspaper would report the next day that the Night Court Bar remained calm and
cheerful with warm smiles as they had to start turning away customers due to
overcrowding at around midnight.
The
SignTastic Sign Waving Machine brought about a great deal of public attention
and amusement for lots of people. The
trial was over but, the shenanigans had just started. Nonchalantly the SignTastic Sign Waving
Machine was set up in the backroom of the Night Court Bar and was plugged into
the wall for the simple act of recharging the battery.
The
other machines out there tried to match the brilliance of the SignTastic machine
but it was patent pending and contract protected.
The
other machines with their drab structures, grinding gears and heavy
personalities were thought to be heavy, expensive and unsafe by some.
The
SignTastic Sign Waving Sign Spinner Sign Swinging Machine can transform your
business, increase your customer counts, gross sales and net profits. The machine asks for no favors, no breaks, no
vacations and no special treatment and performs the perfect task of sign waving
sign spinning without any complaints.
Obviously
appreciative, please contact the factory,
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If
you want the thrill of a sign waving machine and not the shock of the price write
the factory today for further free information.
It's
not about your companies sex appeal.
It's not about the best sandwich or the better haircut, it's not even
about the best night club act or lowest furniture prices.
A
SignTastic Sign Waving Sign Spinner Sign Swinging Sidewalk Street Side Roadway outdoor
sign waving machine takes your business from the shadows and into the light of
more customers and profits.
If
you want to be more daring and grow your business with sign waving advertising
and marketing it's not about the business signs in your life it's about the
life of motion in your business sign.
If
you want living proof, $99.00 down + affordable shipping gets you started.
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