Sign Spinning Sign Waving Machine - Fantastically disguised, it's a machine.
The SSMC Sign Spinning Machines Company in Mechanicsburg PA is helping small business owners across the country increase their sales and fill up their banking accounts. One morning you're driving to work and you notice the sign spinning sign waving sign twirling sign whirling lady mannequin waving her advertising sign for $0.29 cent coffee for one day only. You've been driving by one of the best morning coffee stops in town and you never knew it, but something caught your eye.
Welcome to Sign Spinning.
Yes, fantastically disguised a SSMC Sign Spinning and Sign Waving Machine next to the sidewalk grabs your attention so you decide to sneak across the lane and exit for your hot cup of coffee for only $0.29 cents, usually paying $5 at Starbucks so saving money is a great idea.
The sign spinning sign waving invention has other local business owners whispering and some even scowling. Intelligent men and women own and manage businesses but they've never truly seen the clever tricks of a SSMC Outdoor Street Side Roadside Sidewalk Advertising Robot and Machine but, it's ingenuity is inspiring them, even Starbucks, McDonalds, Burger King and even the local bakery and coin shop in town takes another look.
Most business owners are surprised at the increased store traffic and the increase in gross sales and net profits that a sign spinning waving machine brings about. They all wonder what goes on beneath that lid that has a security seal placed on it by SSMC?
The jewelry and gold coin store in town bought a sign spinning waving machine last February from SSMC that does a great job impersonating a beautiful young women with long slender legs waving a sign that says "buy your gold".
Store traffic, actual foot traffic moved up in double digits within five days of the lady machine waving and spinning the sign at the local jewelry store.
The sensational truth is that "motion" creates attention and the human being must investigate anything that moves.
The store had no secret plans but recently sales had suffered and profits were lower.
The store owner tried direct mailing, radio advertising and newspaper ads but nothing seemed to work. Like a grand jury sitting behind locked doors the owners gathered every Friday and totaled up sales and calculated their profits. They needed more customers and larger sales to create the profits required to stay in business.
Everything they researched on the twisting trail of the internet led to the same old advertising - marketing and sales plans which would only lead to the same old results.
They wanted something different and exciting and they took great interest in something called a sign spinning sign waving machine. She had been put in charge of finding a brand new and successful way to advertise the store. She found the internet connection http://www.signspinningmachines.com and shouted down the hallway which created an instant pause throughout the empty store except for the owners.
She found the information about sign spinning and sign waving very interesting so she shot off an email to SSMC. She thought really nice business signs were expensive to their public low prices amazed her and every machine came with a warranty. Her mind was crowded with advertising and sales ideas and her eyes searched the web page and suddenly she was sure.
"What a great idea" she told the other owners. A honest attention grabber outdoor business sign that didn't cost more than the building. The sharp SSMC web page at http://www.signspinningmachines.com allowed customers to rent, lease or buy their sign spinning sign waving machine. Commercial signs were very expensive but not the sign spinning machine sign. It would look really great at the storefront as a marquee holding an arrow sign pointing to their store.
The page promised that a sign spinning sign waving machine could be delivered to their zip code area is 24 hours so without alarming the other owners she filled in the form, no credit card needed and hit the send button.
She felt good, she took action, something to help and the price wouldn't scare the bookkeeper. She also liked their idea of big ideas and small budgets which is exactly what her small jewelry store needed. A fresh advertising idea they could afford.
The other owners gathered and she filled them him, despite some pushback she was sure that the $39.95 trial day by SSMC for new customers without further obligations was a good idea. The would allow her to use a generic sign but they could also order any type of sign they wanted and the SSMC design studio would help them design the sign and have it delivered directly to the store.
The rival gold and coin store down the street was going to have a fit and perhaps that made her smile the most. She eagerly waited for the 8:00 a.m. delivery the next morning and balanced her time of cleaning the glass counters and staring out the large front window looking for the SSMC delivery truck.
"What on earth?" was about all she could say as the new and strange looking sign spinning sign waving machine was delivered to her with a smile. The delivery man from SSMC, incredibly swift, polite and precise had the sign spinning sign waving machine robot android put together in less than five minutes. With a slight quiver she was allowed to turn the machine on, the delivery man insisted.
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